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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Scientology: Going... going... going... almost gone?!?

How much impact has Anonymous had on Scientology since January 2008? According to anti-Scientology super-attorney Graham Berry (who has fought many cases against them), the impact has been MASSIVE. Rampant defections, "orgs" abandoned, schools closed, huge pending court cases and scandals, Miscavige shitting bricks. Looks like Catnarok is nigh!

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1GB 20 years ago and 1GB now! (pic)

It's amazing how quickly technology advances these days.

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Cops charge 8-year-old with felony battery. Over crayons.


"WBBH-TV says a fight over crayons led to felony charges against an 8-year-old boy in Fort Myers, Fla. The second-grader was charged with aggravated battery after a teacher told police that he hit some of his classmates and then punched his teacher during a violent outburst at Royal Palm Exceptional School."

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Jackass Penguin(They're Really Called That) Wears Wetsuit


Jackass Penguin (they're really called that!) loses feathers, too cold to swim so custom wetsuit solves problem!

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Hillary Clinton's Campaign Strategy [Political Cartoon]


And probably the only reason why she is even still in this...

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Muslim Man gets Prison time for Paintball Terror training


A former teacher at a Muslim school in Maryland was again sentenced to 15 years in prison Friday for providing support to a Pakistani terrorist group, even though a federal appeals court had ordered the trial judge to reconsider the original sentence.

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Friday, April 25, 2008

Hillary Clinton Deathwatch

Follow Slate's day by day assessment of HIllary's chances of winning the nomination (hint: not very good).

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A schoolgirl wasted away and died over her fear of dentists

Schoolgirl, eight, died after developing such an extreme phobia of dentists she refused to open her mouth even to eat....

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Honest College Ad

If only your school had been so straightforward.

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She Has A Boyfriend


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How annoying is it when you are talking to a girl and she just insists on mentioning the fact that she has a boyfriend. Makes me so mad.

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Olbermann Sheds Light on Hillary Campaign Popular Vote Spin

Funny Quote, "Winning Pennsylvania by ten, Senator Clinton has all but clinched ... the delegate lead for Senator Obama"

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Rev. Wright Defends His Racist Anti-American Comments

Rev. Jeremiah Wright was interviewed by loony leftist Bill Moyers (airing on PBS tomorrow) and imagine my surprise; he claims his words were twisted. Because, you know, the best way to “twist” someone’s words is to quote them verbatim.

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Bullshit Alert: Clinton Now Claims She Leads In Popular Vote

What she doesn't tell you is that her opponent, Senator Barack Obama, wasn't even on the ballot in one of the states she's including in that count--Michigan, who's primary (along with Florida's) she herself signed an agreement not to count! Aside from it now being statistically impossible for her to win, she's now lying about her very own numbers!

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Teacher Accused of Burning Crosses onto Students' Arms

The Mount Vernon public-school science teacher who won't remove his personal Bible from the top of his desk also is accused of conducting a religious “healing session” during school and burning crosses onto students' arms.

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Russian billionaire to set up magazine for snobs

Russia's super-rich love to flaunt their wealth. Soon they will have a magazine called Snob to help them.

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Kittie's Lime Helmet

Poor littly Kitty

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Silly News 9: The day the copyeditor got sick (part 2)

How some of these things got in to print, I'll never know.

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Stupid is as Stupid Does - 100kmh Idiot

This guy will soon be in the running for a Darwin Award.

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swimmer trapped by his balls

A unpleasant surprise finds himself trapped by his own balls

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

The 5 Best Mass Transit Systems in the World

As we all put our thinking caps on for this “save the environment” thing, and Americans begin to scream under the weight of rising fuel costs, one of the best ways around leaving a giant carbon footprint, or paying an arm and a leg, is to take the bus. Or the train. Or a subway.

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John Stewart Makes fun of Hillary Clinton

"So what it comes down to is that you would win the nomination if Democrats were Republicans? That sounds like one tremendous “if” you to the process." [text and video]

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Congratulations. [Political Cartoon]



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The 19 Most Insane Items for Sale on eBay [PICS]

19 of the craziest items ever to sell (or in some cases not sell) on eBay.

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Bill is doing just fine!

Incensing the black populace!

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More Dirty Clinton Tactics

Bill Clinton directly accuses the Obama campaign of hostility to working class voters. When you see the brutal politics the Clintons are still eagerly deploying, you have to believe this will go to the convention. The Clintons are prepared to use any argument, any Republican tactic, and any social or cultural division to stay in the game.

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All Female Fish Species Lived For 70,000 yrs w/o Reproducing

A fish species, which is all female, has survived for 70,000 years without reproducing sexually, experts believe. Scientists from the University of Edinburgh think the Amazon Molly may be employing special genetic survival "tricks" to avoid becoming extinct.

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Why Twitter Sucks and Some People Shouldn't Use it [COMIC]

Penny Arcade gives a good example of why Twitter sucks when you use it to report everything you do..

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Police Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

Authorities announced Moorsetown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.

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FBI wants to monitor more 'illegal' Internet activities

The FBI on Wednesday called for new legislation that would allow federal police to monitor the Internet for "illegal activity."

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

LSD vs Alcohol vs Tree (hilarious cartoon)

Intoxicated People vs Green Tree

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Chris Matthews: Media Created Delusion Hillary Can Win

Chris Matthew started off the Pennsylvania primary coverage with a bang tonight. Shortly after 6, seated by co-anchor Keith Olbermann, Matthews called the primary, and thus his coverage tonight, basically moot. "This contest is essentially over," he proclaims to Keith. "Barack Obama is going to win the most elected delegates."

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Florida officers peer into bathroom stalls to make arrests.

"Then officers started peering through the cracks of the door." Police then arrest man for masturbating in stall. Is this how police run their "sting" operations now?

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UN Human Rights Official Wants Investigation Into US Governm

John Bolton: "This is exactly why we voted against the new human rights council." An official in the newly formed UN Human Rights Council has called for a fresh investigation into the events of 9/11 in order to examine the possible role that neoconservatives may have played in the attacks.

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Wow, we suck

We are freakin screwed. I can't believe this. Our current lifestyle keeps us from fixing it. Even with all our efforts CO2 levels are increasing more than before. I'm almost ready to give up on this.

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So I guess I Got Kicked Off Another My Little Pony Forum

Indeed, the title truly says it all.

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Why net neutrality is important [pic]

why?

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Man Arrested after Saying No to Prostitute

It was Rocio Palacios who first noticed the woman who appeared to need help.

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Motivators

A collection of motivation posters with a difference

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Loyal to the End (PIC)

First I thought about a flip title... then not so much.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

White House to Detail N. Korean-Syrian Nuke Connection

In an oddly timed move, the White House has decided to brief Congress this week about a nuclear facility the North Koreans allegedly helped Syria build more than a year ago.

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Clinton on Olbermann Pledges to Nuke Iran if it Nukes Israel

This is not a joke. This is really scary news. On Keith Olbermann, Hillary Clinton explicitly and unequivocally pledged to use nuclear weapons against Iran is it used nukes against Israel: "Sen. Clinton confirmed Monday that as president she would be willing to use nuclear weapons against Iran if it were to launch a nuclear attack on Israel."

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Muslim call to adopt Mecca time


Muslim scientists and clerics have called for the adoption of Mecca time to replace GMT, arguing that the Saudi city is the true centre of the Earth.Mecca is the direction all Muslims face when they perform their daily prayers.

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Moore: Hillary is a bigot stoking the fires of stupidity


Michael Moore has broken his silence on the issue of whom he supports for President. After watching the debacle that was ABC's Democratic Debate, he felt compelled to take a stand in contrast to what many people thought...

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FOX News: "Obama is so liberal, he's anti-American"




FOX’s objective is clear: carpet bomb Barack Obama with negative stories, distortions, and smears before the Pennsylvania primary in an attempt to skew the outcome toward the Republicans’ preferred adversary, Hillary Clinton. But did FOX imagine that the “liberal” media would be such willing accomplices?

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Golden Eagle Throws Goat off Cliff




OMG! That's Crazy!

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OMG, Global Warming! [PIC]




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Dude, you've gone too far.

Way over pimped ride.

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Student Wanted to Bomb School to Punish Rich Boys


An American student's plot to bomb his school to punish 'rich boys with good-looking girlfriends' was thwarted by his parents after bomb-making materials were delivered to his home. Ryan Schallenberger, 18, planned to make several bombs and had all the supplies needed to kill dozens at Chesterfield High School, South Carolina.

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Does McCain's Problem Temper Disqualify Him From Presidency?


Some Republicans think so, as the Washington Post reports.

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Man builds yacht in yard, now it’s stuck there


We’re all for DIY, sometimes when you want to do something right you have to do it yourself and all that. You should plan ahead though. Don’t be like this Brit who spent five years hand-building a dream yacht only to find when it was completed it was too large to move from his yard. Oops!

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Roadrunner Beware: Real-Life Crotch Rocket Spotted [PIC]

Hope and doubt are at war today as we pore over this picture of a literal crotch rocket. On the one hand, it looks pretty legit, right down to the stabilizing fins, exhaust port for the motorcycle housed within, and blast marks. On the other hand, the kids and their Photoshoppin' these days means everything online is suspect

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Photo taken With and Without Flash


What a difference!!

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Coolness




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THIS is how you deal with lazy police [PICTURE]


"Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police.."

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Fake Food: A Baby’s Perspective [pic]

"Yum! It Just don't get better Than This!"(Baby)






This poor kid just wants a nice afternoon snack, until he is completely fooled by this fake food display.

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Steve Jobs….Look What You Made Me Do!!

"So, Where do I plug the Power cord?" John



It is amazing what some truly extremely devoted fans will do to show support for their beloved Apple.

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Up here, silly!

"Say Cheese!" John





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ladeez! ladeez!!

humorous pictures
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Every Major Penn Paper Backs Obama - Who's out of touch?


While the national MSM continues flogging the "Obama as out of touch" fabulation, every major Pennsylvania paper endorses him.

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