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Saturday, May 10, 2008

» Family Leaves Corpse on Toilet Because “Bishop” told them

Family Leaves Corpse on Toilet Because “Bishop” told them

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Myspace.com Blogs - Bear Thong Song! - John MySpace Blog

The Thong Song as it should of been!

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Clinton campaign a victim of overconfidence and bad strategy

When political historians assess what went wrong with Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign - now teetering towards defeat - they will point to a combination of overconfidence and ill-conceived strategy. ....ummm you think?

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Ron Paul War Room

Ron Paul War Room is a production of Alex Jones in order to track the Ron Paul r3voltion as it progresses. If your an avid supporter of Ron Paul, this might be a good place to get the latest news. ....ummmmm... okkkkkkk.

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Lost Cat: NOT Friendly.



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Myspace.com Blogs - Now I’m on Pownce! add me!

Now I’m on Pownce! add me!

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If you look over your left shoulder, you'll see a "That Guy"

This is a textbook example of how not to look when hot girls are being photographed and you happen to be caught in the frame.

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Jack Thompson is a big meanie

MEGATONik editor asks for an interview with the legendary asshole Jack Thompson and is hilariously shot down.

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Underground sport: Saudi women shed veils to play basketball

The players bounded into the gym, shedding their long black cloaks and veils to take to the basketball court. Up this night: Jeddah United against the Jaguars, as 30 women spectators hooted and hollered from the stands.

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Hillary's Chances: It's Not Going To Happen

The chorus from major news outlets saying Hillary Clinton's candidacy is almost impossible is growing louder as the Clintons continue to push on.

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Piracy is Now a "Public Nuisance" in Los Angeles County

After urging from the MPAA and RIAA, Los Angeles County agrees that piracy is a "public nuisance" and that buildings and equipment used to store or manufacture counterfeit discs can be seized.

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Weirdest Tree In the World

What does it look for you ???

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Sex Drive: Using It to Make More Than Babies

Before you grab a handful of kleenex and type 'youporn' into the address bar, you might want to consider -- focused sexual desire lncreases creative productivity.

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Vegetarian Zombies [PIC]

If they're not eating us, we have no reason to strap swords to our arms and chop their heads off...right?

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The Ultimate Cocktail Waitress

Not saying that the years of dedication, intensive training and hard work that must have gone into this woman's skills amount to nothing more than a good pub trick. But she certainly would be useful to have around in a crowded bar.

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7 habits of really happy people

Here are seven habits that can be found in people who are always really happy. If you can practice these and turn them into habits you’ll be just as happy as them.

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Hillary is destroying us - Finance Dir. of Dem. Candidate

"I got home tonight from my job as finance director for a top-tier Democratic Congressional challenger and read your post regarding the negative impact of Hillary's staying in the race upon our Congressional candidates' fundraising. I can say definitively that what you wrote is absolutely true."

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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

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I Didnt Knoez I Haz It In Me (pic)

kitty is hiding a deep dark secret

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Bond Villains: "No, Mr. Bond I Expect You To Die"

To mark the 100th anniversary of Ian Fleming's birth later this month, Charlie Higson, the author of the bestselling Young Bond series, has chosen his favorite Bond villains.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

Myspace.com Blogs - Sure it may not seem useful now...

Sure it may not seem useful now...

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Is There A Constitutional Right To An Orgy?

Is there a constitutional right to have a sex orgy in the privacy of your own home?

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When Specialty Plates Go Hilariously Wrong (PIC)

OK, If you insist...

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Breaking: John Edwards Voted For Obama

He was just on MSNBC and apparently it slipped out. I will follow up on this and find video. But in light of Edwards' campaign manager--former Rep. David Bonior--coming out for Obama yesterday and many of his top funders and supporters have now embraced the Illinois senator, this should not come as a complete surprise.

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Funny Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that looks like money. Wouldn't you feel rich if you were wiping you but with toilet paper?

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Seven Segal Emotion Chart (pic)

Please don't grimace when you see this...

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F--k You, I'm an Anteater! (PIC)

"C'mon, you wanna piece of me?! C'MON!! Ahh, fugeddaboudit."

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Hilarious Indian Music Video: What It Sounds Like in English

Sometimes our expectation that everyone speaks English can make for some pretty funny (and risque) misunderstandings. Take, for example, this Indian video that's been subtitled with the English words that it sounds like they're singing.

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Obama Takes The Lead in Superdelegates Too

For the first time this campaign season, Barack Obama has surpassed Hillary Clinton's support among superdelegates, according to the ABC News delegate estimate.

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Starbucks' Slutty Mermaid Making Waves

Starbucks re-introduced its 1971 brown-and-white logo featuring a two-tailed mermaid. Okay, technically it's a siren, but regardless, the image of a female figure brazenly spreading its tails has made a few Christians vow to boycott the company.

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Mouse Roll (PIC)

When you see it...

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Mullets, sequins and the handless organist

Here are some of the worst--and cheesiest--album covers EVER.

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Do you wonder why they...


Do you wonder why they say that McCain is three more years of Bush, when McCain is about total opposite of George Bush that you can get, wonder why they say that, this cause they have nothing else to say about McCain? Tell me what you think. Have a great day.
John. listen

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

3 Accused Of Using Corpse Head To Smoke Pot

From The Houston Chronicle : "According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong." " People have strange lives...

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The Secret Lives of Stormtroopers (PICS)

Star Wars fan and photographer Cindi Geeze doesn't just play with her extensive collection of Imperial soldier action figures. She props them into humorous poses and photographs them. She and other toy-posing hobbyists post pictures depicting the iconic soldiers clowning around, and even whipping up treats for their dark lord, Darth Vader.

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MSNBC wants tear gas in streets at Democratic Convention

“Of course not,” Scarborough replied. “I want the Stones’ Street Fighting Man played in the background while I monitor the streets of Denver with tear gas, the ghost of Abbie Hoffman rising up over the auditorium. Yeah, baby, I want a fight — on both sides”

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Harvey Weinstein Threatens Pelosi Over Clinton

In a heated phone call with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi late last month, Hillary Clinton supporter Harvey Weinstein threatened to cut off campaign money to congressional Democrats unless Pelosi embraced a new plan by the movie mogul to finance a revote of the Democratic presidential primaries in Florida and Michigan.

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75 Skills Men Should Be Able to Do

A man can be expert in nothing, but he must be practiced in many things. Skills. You don't have to master them all at once. You simply have to collect and develop a certain number of skills as the years tick by. People count on you to come through. That's why you need these, to start.

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Myspace.com Blogs - Mouse problems ! - John MySpace Blog

LOL this is to much!

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Exit polls show "Operation Chaos" had an effect

Did Rush Limbaugh actually impact the Democratic primary? Limbaugh's hatchet plan could be having political ripples.

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Black Sheep Mouse [Pic]

This is a very nice beautiful picture, very stylish. Poor little mouse just doesn’t seem to quite fit in :).

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5 Ways Hillary Clinton Can Still Win

Option #4 Change the minimum voting age to 60.You have to check it out for the rest to understand.

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Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

This week Yahtzee turns the angry, yellow eye on you, the viewer. Particularly those of you who have sent him email crying about the Super Smash Bros. Brawl review.

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Are some bears just born to be bad?

"Corrupt minds of people-food thieves form in three ways. Many human-bear conflicts are caused by human food sources luring bears. Many more are caused by humans encroaching onto bear habitats.In any case, scientists have wondered how animals learn to find and eat human food. Some researchers assumed bear cubs picked up this behavior from ..."

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Causes to Ever Get a Website

Can the words and actions of one man change the world? Absolutely! Just as long as somebody gives a shit about what he's saying. If we're betting, our money says these guys won't find that somebody anytime soon ...

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How Boys Become Boys (and Sometimes Girls)

In research that could give doctors a way to reassign sex in cases of unclear gender, scientists report this week that they have figured out why some children with genes that should make them boys are instead born as girls.

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Clinton plays race card, claims Obama has "white" problem

"I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on," she said in an interview with USA TODAY. "Sen. Obama's support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me"One word: Iowa

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Myspace.com Blogs - Twitter addicts in cartoons, on maps, on

Twitter addicts in cartoons, on maps, on badges

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Pictured: X-ray of the python who swallowed a kitten

This amazing X-ray picture shows the skeleton of a kitten inside a python's stomach after being devoured in one gulp by the predator. Eight-week-old tabby Kohl was seized by the slithering assassin while in the garden of her owner's home in Australia's tropical Northern Territory. The snake was found with a "bulging belly" by 14-year-old Taara...

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Another Reason To Never Snort Coke! (pic)

...someone please offer this guy some drugs!

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Dad died saving his little girl

With an out-of-control car bearing down, Joseph Richardson grabbed his 4-year-old daughter and held her up out of harm's way.

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Slate Magazine - The Hillary Deathwatch

The HRC ship is rapidly taking on water, and the end is drawing near...

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

If You Put That Picture On The Internet I’ll Call My Lawyer

This guy was on the corner of Stockton and Columbus in San Francisco yelling at a homeless man. Anger, conflict, drama — sounds like a great shot to me.

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Spare Change? Hilarious & Clever Panhandling Signs [Pics]

When you only have three seconds to argue your need for spare change, you have to stand out and get a little creative.

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Survive a Nuclear Blast

It may seem like a fear rooted in Cold War paranoia, but with the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) sniffing around the Middle East, North Korea and other parts of the world for hidden enrichment facilities and smuggled radioactive materials, the threat of an atomic bomb hitting a major city is a harsh reality.

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Myspace.com Blogs - Its The end of the world!!!

Its The end of the world!!!

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The METI Controversy: Is Detection by Alien Life a Threat to

"There isn't any greater potential threat to the status quo than the discovery of extraterrestrial life, which is why some people would prefer we didn't try."

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The Largest Insects on Earth [Pics]

Cannibals, dancers, and pheromone emitters—some of the largest (and endangered) insects in the world are nurturing mothers in the wild, wearing poison as perfume, and crawling up human backs as friendly pets.

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China behind recent hack attacks, says Indian government

Indian officials have accused China of methodically attacking the country's servers for the past 18 months. Detecting attacks, however, is one thing—proving they originated from the desks of government-sponsored Chinese hackers is quite another.

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Cry Rape and Go To Prison!

If you falsely your lover of rape and you're husband kills him, YOU are going to jail!

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Two Suicides (PIC)

El Pez by Allan Cedeno...cute!

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Hillary Is Done, Say Three Big Media Outlets

Matt Drudge, Tim Russert of MSNBC and adviser to President Bill Clinton David Gergen on CNN all say Hillary is done.

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Florida - The Great American WTF

Florida School Districts are completely out of control. They are now firing substitute teachers for practicing wizardry. In a state that championed no child left behind, they seem to be deliberately taking them back to the dark ages. with all the other pro christian activity in the state I am actually surprised the teacher was suffered to live

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OpenOffice 3.0 Has Shipped!

And its great...Check it out!

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Chris Matthews Slams Rush Limbaugh for Election Shenanigans

“I have to offer a ‘Keith-style’ Special Comment on that. Anyone who voted to screw up the political system of this country with the purpose of mischief should carry that with them the rest of their lives. What a ridiculous way to use the vote for which people fought and died — to use that vote to make mischief. I hope you’re proud of yourself.”

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I guess I'm in a foul...

I guess I'm in a foul mood today. You ever feel under appreciated, whether or not that's true. Let me know what you think. I'm posting this to my blog via Jott, so please use the typos. So, tell me what you think and have a good day, John.

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Even if Hillary wins over 80% of the remaining votes...

She's still behind by 78 delegates.

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51 Top RSS Buttons SWEEEEET

Awesome RSS buttons

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Couple on run with 100 dogs in tow

A couple found guilty of animal cruelty are on the run from authorities with up to 100 dogs in a trailer, the RSPCA says.Communities between South Australia and Victoria were urged to be on the look-out for two people pulling a trailer carrying a large number of dogs.

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Olbermann Slams Clinton Camp: Timeline Of Moving Goalposts

I saw this last night. It's unbelievable.

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The Simpsons - Compilation of Couch Gag Intros



Love the Evolutionary Couch Gag...lots of good ones in the related videos here.

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Myspace.com Blogs - IPOD AMOR! - John MySpace Blog

Alright, how many gigs does it take to stop a 7.62 round?I'm not sure, but if you look at this photo, it takes at least 20G to slow one down.

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This Coca-Cola Commercial is Simply Amazing! [Video]

With commercials like these, who needs programming?

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Your College Life Ambition [PIC]




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Drunk Falls Off Bridge - Slams Firetruck - Faceplants Ground

A drunk was talked out of jumping and just as they brought out a fire truck to lower him down he slipped and slammed into the firetruck and face-planted on the ground. Good thing the firetruck broke his fall!

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(Ron) Paul Campaign Never Ended, Spokesman Says

Great and factual article in the Washington Post about Ron Paul's continued presidential campaign.

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10 Best Cereals Ever Made

You decide

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Monday, May 05, 2008

Myspace.com Blogs - Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear...

Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an AWACS P.A. System

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What Scientologists Have to Say About Scientology

It's just doing the right thing.

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Not news in USA - American envoy attacked in Israel

The American envoy, dispatched to Israel by president bush, was attacked by a group of settlers while in Israel. One of the settlers drove a car at full speed into one of the diplomatic convoy's cars.Obviously, this is not news in America - we need to hear more of what the publicity hound Rev. Wright has to say. I bet he says sumthin' stupid!

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It's "offical": You're an idiot

In Houston, a Texan protesting amnesty for illegal immigrants argues that anyone who can't master English doesn't deserve to live in America. Excellent point.

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Obama's new pastor quotes 'F--- AmeriKKKa' rap song

Rev. Otis Moss III, has spewed forth with a "rap song during one of his recent sermons that includes among its lyrics 'F--- America'," stating that the United States is "'still with triple K'—referring to the white supremacist Ku Klux Klan,"

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Showing your beaver in public

Nothing like sending out the message that your beaver is cuddly and adorable and should be cared for

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What I hate about Digg [PIC]

And no, we won't just hide the 2008 Elections section from our accounts. The election is interesting. Hearing how ONE candidate is awesome and all the other suck is not interesting. It's spam, and it's annoying.

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Scientology Conspiracy to Destroy Skeptic Organization

In a covert set of operations dubbed Program: Humanist Humiliation, the CoS conspired to destroy the Committee for Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal, CSICOP, using theft, forgery & deceit to paint CSICOP as a tool of the CIA, and as being hostile toward recognized churches & parapsychology research. Operation: Snow White.

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Dizzy Kid Runs into Pole

A parent spins his child around causing him to walk straight into a pole ... and then laughs.

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Gay Bigfoot & the 7 Weirdest Mythical Creatures in the World

Every country has its own version of Bigfoot. Some are terrifying, some are awesome, and some are just plain ridiculous. We've found the seven creatures that manage to be all three.

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Shell Lobyist Only One Backing Clinton on her Gas Tax Plan

“There’s not an expert out there that believes that this is going to work. There’s not an editorial out there that has said this is actually the answer to high gas prices,” Obama said of the gas tax holiday plan. “ All Clinton could find was, get this, a lobbyist for Shell Oil Co. to explain how this is going to be good for consumers.

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Anonymous Releases New Press Release!

A call to action.

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Black TV Preacher curses up a storm!

Praise the Lord!

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Just add an apostrophe s . Why? Because the lord himself tol



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Run, my little sausage, run!! (PIC)


This pic is ripe for about a billion captions.

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How To kiss Creatively

How To kiss Creatively nice video

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Sleepy Bear Cub



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Commercials Can Still Be Funny

A great collection of viral and funny commercials. The mountain aile Kung Fu piece is great and the ideal man doesn't exist commercial is very well designed.

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Jason Linkins: Kerry Rips MSNBC On Wright: 'You People Need

I was never a big fan of Sen. Kerry but WAY TO GO!

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A Cellphone's Missing Dot Kills Two People, Jails Three

After splitting up, a couple kept having bitter arguments over the cellphone, texting each other until one day the husband wrote "you change the topic every time you run out of arguments." That day, afaulty localization of the cellphone's typing system caused a chain of events that ended in a blood bath. (Strong language ahead.)

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Bernstein-The Shame of Hillary's Guilt-By-AssociationTactics

Precisely because she knows the destructive power of such assertions and how unfair they can be, she has sought for a quarter-century to hide and minimize her own activities, associations, student fascination, and personal history.Those associations are far more extensive than any radical past that has come to be known about Barack Obama.

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