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Saturday, June 14, 2008

How NOT to ride a wheelchair down an escalator

aka How to turn an escalator into an express elevator.

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Vidal: 'Our Fascist Government Controls the Media'

Gore Vidal brings the crazy again: US needs 100 years to recover from Bush. IT will take the the United States a century to recover from the damage wreaked by President George W Bush, US writer Gore Vidal said in...

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Iran: 9 cyber-feminists, including five journalists arrested

Reporters Without Borders condemns the government’s continuing persecution of cyber-feminists - women who use online publications to defend their rights. Nine were arrested yesterday for organising a meeting in Tehran to commemorate a big demonstration they staged two years ago, on 12 June 2005. They were all released this morning.

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Star-gazing teens fall asleep in street and are run over by

Star-gazing teens fall asleep in street and are run over by newspaper carrier.

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Saudis to Boost Oil Output to Highest Ever Next Month

Saudi Arabia’s plan to boost production next month was seen as a sign that the Saudis are nervous about the political and economic effect of high oil prices.

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Scientists find bugs that eat waste and excrete petrol

Silicon Valley is experimenting with bacteria that have been genetically altered to provide renewable petroleum. ..the genetic alteration of bugs – very, very small ones – so that when they feed on agricultural waste such as woodchips or wheat straw, they do something extraordinary. They excrete crude oil. Using genetically modified bugs for

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Girl Survives a Lightning Strike, Wins the Lottery Next Day

No one quite understands the term "striking it lucky" better than 16-year-old BreAnna Helsel. The Michigan teen survived being struck by lightning and went on to win $20 in the lottery the next day. Helsel said she saw the electricity shoot out of her fingers and into the overhead lights, immediately knocking out the house's power.

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The Five Best Ways To Steal Gas...And One Really Bad Way

Come on, admit it. The last time you put $75 of gas into your Camry, this crossed your mind. Like any other commodity, it's easier to steal gas than it is to pay for it. So if you're looking for a way — totally for informational purposes, of course — here's five of the best — and a really bad one — to do it:

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Obama calls for higher payroll taxes for wealthy

Democratic Sen. Barack Obama called Friday for higher payroll taxes on wage-earners making more than $250,000 annually, a step that would affect the wealthiest 3 percent of Americans.

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U.S. Dentists Can't Make Nation's Teeth Any Damn Whiter

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

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Jurassic Park Comes True

How scientists are bringing dinosaurs back to life with the help of the humble chicken.

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Man Busted For Wearing Diaper Full Of Heroin; Faces 40 Years

Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroin in the diaper he was wearing, federal officials said. Keys, 38, of New Orleans was charged Friday by a federal grand jury. Keys told officers he was wearing a diaper and when they asked if there was anything in it, said yes.

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3, 2, 1... Jump! [PIC]



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Friday, June 13, 2008

Pixel Dog (PIC)

A few ad campaigns have manifested the lo-res pixel into the real world to make this point but this one's done well. Great viral marketing.

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High Speed Treadmill Disaster

This is what happens when a division 1 athlete turns an old treadmill up to level 10.

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Internet Addiction To Be Added to Manual of Mental Disorders

First, we all had mild Asperger's. Now, Internet addiction disorder? Give a geek a break. In the March issue of the American Journal of Psychiatry, Jerald Block proposed that Web abuse be added to his field's bible, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

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UK police nicked by copyright cop for playing radio too loud

The Performing Rights Society (PRS), which collects royalties for musicians in the UK, has accused Lancashire police of committing copyright infringement by playing music in police stations and to callers on hold without an appropriate license.

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Tim Russert dies from heart attack

Very sad :(

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German War Machine [PIC]



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Princess Obama Derangement Syndrome

Looks like NoQuarter is not the only site confronted with the nuttiness and threats of the Obama darlings. The following piece by Melanie Phillips is worth your attention.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Judge Rules That Police Can Bar People For Having High I.Q.s

A Federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit by a man who was barred from the New London police force because he scored too high on an intelligence test.

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Teaser Poster for ROBOCOP Remake!

New poster for the latest Hollywood remake.

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"I Didn't Realize that When You Shoot Somebody, They Die"

It was Feb. 19, 1997. Twelve-gauge shotgun to his shoulder, Ramsey, then 16, traveled the halls and scared his classmates as random shots filled the air. When it was over, when the police had Ramsey arrested, and a basketball star and the school principal lay dead. Ramsey "I honestly believed that if you shoot somebody, that they would get back up"

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Childhood Fears: Nightmares Come To Life (PICs)

Fairy tales...can come true...it can happen to you......If you're young at heart...

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Evil Empire [PIC]



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School lies to students, tells them friends are dead.

School administrators arranged for highway patrol officers to visit 20 classrooms at El Camino High School to deliver a huge lie to students: Several students had been killed in car wrecks over the weekend. "They were traumatized, but we wanted them to be traumatized," These People should be fired! John

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First beaver dam in England for centuries

A pair of beavers have built what is believed to be the first dam in England for centuries.

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Superheroes Who Can't Have Sex

Two of this summer's biggest movies star superheroes who can't get laid - or terrible things will happen. (We won't reveal which movies here, since it's a minor spoiler.) But in any case, these heroes aren't alone - a vow of chastity has been part of the "great responsibility" that has come with superheroes' great power for years now... [SPOILERS]

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Messing With Drivers Ed Instructors

This kid signs up for 5 different drivers ed classes then messes with the teachers to the point where they cant take it anymore.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

MUST SEE: Young girl reenacts climactic scene from BioShock

Have you ever wondered what Andrew Ryan's final monologue might look like if delivered by little girl? Then wonder no longer.

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Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her

Henry Leighty, a 32-year-old Arizona native and insurance claims adjuster, reportedly had such a huge crush on his girlfriend, Stacy Tompkins, 29, that he just had to marry her in a small ceremony Sunday which he totally dreams about every night when he goes to bed.

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The Most Obnoxious Ad EVER!



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For Clinton, millions in debt and few options

With her campaign now officially suspended, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is confronting still another challenge: whittling down what is believed to be the largest presidential campaign debt in history.

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50 TV Reporters Give You Their Best 'O Face'

Ever wonder what some of your favorite television news reporters look like during sex? Here's a gallery of fifty reporters, anchors, and other TV folks giving their best "O faces." The dirtier your mind, the more you'll enjoy them.

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Most badass Spiderman tattoo ever!

Nothing can explain it's awesomeness...

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What If You Could Hear Peoples Thoughts While Kissing Them

Imagine if you could hear the thoughts of people while you were kissing them. You might not like what you heard? It may even be downright scary. Or it could be awesome. Who knows.

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PIC O D DAY!

6 Aging Rockers Who Look Like Grandmas

When rockers lose it, they lose it bad.

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Judge Aborts Drug Trial Because Jurors Were Playing Sudoku

A judge aborted a million-dollar drug conspiracy trial Tuesday after some jurors were found to have been playing the puzzle game Sudoku while evidence was being given. He was alerted after it was observed the jurors were writing vertically, rather than horizontally. It had been assumed they were taking notes.

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God Blames Pat Robertson for String of Violent Storms

Robertson finally gets what's coming to him.

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Wexler co-sponsors impeachment resolution; vote today

Stalwart liberal Rep. Robert Wexler (D-FL) became the first member of Congress to co-sponsor Rep. Dennis Kucinich's resolution calling for President Bush's impeachment.Kucinich introduced 35 articles of impeachment Monday night, and the House is expected to vote on them Tuesday.

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Rabid Anti-Obama Blog: Barack Obama is Pro-Pedophilia

Just because most of the Democratic Party has come together doesn't mean that there are fringe groups on both sides. Among these is "No Quarter", a blog run by formerly-respectable former CIA analyst Larry Johnson, which has slowly morphed into a rabidly anti-Obama website with strong racist undertones. Therein lies the unintentional hilarity.

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Dumb Ass tries to pull a MOTORHOME up the hill in SMALL CAR

Get a god dam pick up truck Will yeah!

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No Signs of Intelligent life on Earth, Says Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking opens up to Discovery News correspondent Irene Klotz. In this fascinating question and answer period Stephen Hawking says the human race has no future if we don't go into space and he hopes there is intelligent life somewhere in the universe because there are no signs of it here on earth

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Is Google Making Us Stupid? - Nicholas Carr

The Web has been a godsend to me as a writer. Research that once required days in the stacks or periodical rooms of libraries can now be done in minutes. A few Google searches, some quick clicks on hyperlinks, and I've got the telltale fact or pithy quote I was after.

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The 10 Maddest, Baddest Daddies in Film

In the spirit of the approaching Father's Day, Premiere took a look back at the worst fathers to ever hit the big screen.

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The 50 Hottest Female Athletes Of All Time [PICS]

Hot female athletes existed long before the 2000's. Sure they might not have bared quite so much skin, but there were tons of foxes playing sports back in the old days when the Olympics were still the highlight of an entire year. For this list, we stopped at 50 women, but could have easily gone to 100, and we were faced with tons of tough choices.

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Monday, June 09, 2008

NASA - Earth and Moon as Seen from Mars

The High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera would make a great backyard telescope for viewing Mars, and we can also use it at Mars to view other planets. This is an image of Earth and the moon, acquired on October 3, 2007, by the HiRISE camera on NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter.

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Kucinich presents 35 articles of impeachment against Bush

An Ohio Democratic lawmaker and former presidential candidate has presented articles of impeachment against President George W. Bush to Congress. Thirty-five articles were presented by Kucinich to the House of Representatives late Monday evening, airing live on CSPAN...

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Developers: Born Brave [PIC]

Really cute, really true.

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US think tank: Pakistan helped Taliban insurgents

Pakistani intelligence agents and paramilitary forces have helped train Taliban insurgents and have given them information about American troop movements in Afghanistan, said a report published Monday by a U.S. think tank.

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Critter Love

cutest pic ever

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Top Talent Scout for Obama Tied to Subprime Lender

James Johnson, one of three people tapped by Mr. Obama recently to oversee the search for his running mate, took at least five real estate loans totaling more than $7 million from Countrywide Financial Corp. through an informal program for friends of the company’s CEO, Angelo Mozilo, the Wall Street Journal reported Saturday.

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Video Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom

Larry King interviewing some dude who claims he captured video footage of an alien. Seriously.

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14 Creative Advertisements [PICS]



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10 Reasons Not To Take Drugs On A Date

Everything you need to know.

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The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

You want to think these up ahead of time.

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YOU TATTOOED THAT ON YOUR BODY?

From the Book: "NO REGRETS: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever." ABC News highlights some of the worst ones they have seen.

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99.9% Complete

We've all been there.

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Best Bumper Sticker (Ribbon) EVER!

Support our War Based Economy

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Master Chief Made Entirely Out Of Balloons

awesome balloons...how he make it....

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Carlos Zambrano Goes Ballistic on a Pair of Water Coolers



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BUSINESSMEN LOVE IT

Hot Babe making an exuberant pitch about a new Industrial portal.

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Operating Notes For Dispensing Machine (PIC)


This most wonderfully snarky (and lengthy) rant disguised as helpful information recently appeared on the vending machine at work. (Ran across this submitted earlier, felt it was funny enough to be resubmitted. Details below for those that care)

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PIC O D DAY!

Vote Or Die !!!

Well, just in case all the excitement, media, fancy-talk, tuxedos, black, white, liberal, democrat…WHATEVER, in case you still didn’t get how important this election is we can just let our friends from South Park explain the importance of voting to you !

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Evolution Of Controllers [PIC]



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Baby's First Facehugger (PIC)



Aw... who's our lil' alien?

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Funny car on the road

Funny car on the road

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Ron Paul: Nancy Pelosi Pulled Iran Bill on Orders of Israel

in a speech given on 06 june 2008, in reston, virginia, to the future of freedom foundation, 'restoring the republic 2008: foreign policy and civil liberties' conference, congressman ron paul, tells how speaker of the house, nancy pelosi, pulled a supplemental bill requiring congressional approval for attacking iran on orders of aipac and israel.

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Sunday, June 08, 2008

Peace On Earth, A Wonderful Wish But No Way

Why there will never be peace on earth.

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Man with one leg accused of stealing cars

Police agree it seems like a very difficult crime for anyone to commit, stealing rental cars right off the lot at the airport, with security all around. But, police say, somehow a Philadelphia man without a right leg, stole five rental cars in less than a month.The suspect is 44 year old Benjamin Copeland. He is accused of stealing five cars...

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Brutal

This anti-McCain video, put together in February by a Ron Paul supporter, is just brutal. Some of it is a little off the beaten track, but up to the 7 minute mark, it is devastating, especially starting at the 2:30 mark.

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The worst domain name appraisal ever. [PIC]

Didn't this thing sell for like $5 million or so?

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A New Jersey Douchebag at Age 70

Recognize the guy? He's the CEO of Countrywide, everyone's favorite mortgage company. His ridiculous tan is actually real and permanent - the unfortunate result of WAY too many tanning salon visits. He's almost as freaky-looking as Michael Jackson. Here's another nice photo: http://www.ceosmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/angelo-mozilo.

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PIC O D DAY!

Obama Has Three Options for What to Do With Clinton

The fact is that as late as she was in delivering it, Clinton’s concession speech was a gracious one. And if he really wants to reign in the Clinton vote, that may mean giving the former First Lady some kind of consolation prize. Three viable options are on the table for Obama- and none of them involve giving her the VP slot.

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Mam, You're Purse Just Bit Me

When the "dog" became the purse...

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Teachers investigated for 'shouting'

Teachers are under scrutiny for shouting while trying to control students in the classroom and playground... for shouting at students to "put that down'', "leave him alone'', "sit down'' or "pick up those papers'' and demanding to know, "who told you that you could go there?''

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WTF is a Geoduck?! (+PICS)

They are definitely not "ducks", nor do they have any relation to "geo"-logy. In fact, they seem alien enough to be "from Mars" and, for all I know, possess a malign intelligence. But nothing can prepare you for the shock of seeing them for the first time:

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Why can't the news be like this?

Don't bother clicking the links. These idyllic headlines only exist in fantasy. But it's nice to dream of a better world....

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Hair Styles that my Mom won't approve



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Love And Lies.

This might be the best tattoo ever.

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