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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Man Sues Church Over 'God Injury'

He wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering he said he's endured from his injuries.

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Dear Iran: We have Photoshop, too!

Several images, all 100% as genuine as the Iranian test launch photos.

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Dude Needs An Enegry Drink

I feel his plight, we've all been there

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Peter Griffin takes the red pill...

Family Guy The Matrix Trailer

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Do You Have Blue and Red Wires Growing Out of Your Skin?

If you've been growing blue and red wires out of sores on your skin like hundreds of Morgellons disease sufferers have (pictured), then you may actually have a nano-fiber chemtrail infection.

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Magnetic Puddles

strange natural phenomena

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The Funniest Revenge On A Cheating Girlfriend EVER!

Read this amusing story about a revenge on a cheating girlfriend.

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15 Signs That Your Spouse Is Trying To Kill You

How do you know that you’re spouse isn’t trying to kill you? This is serious, damn it. Over 10,000,000,000 people are killed by their spouses every day! But don’t worry. We’ll help you look for the signs.

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Lazy Cat

a cat watching tv - old - - - probably a dup but who cares? I've never seen it before and it made me pee my pants so shut up already with the duplicate comments. No one follows digg 24/7 year after year.

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Happiest Squirrel n the World!


Now Thats one Happy Squirrel!

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10 Radioactive Products That People Actually Used

We’ve decided to explore some of the strangest radioactive products in history and the effects they might have had on those that used them.

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Playboy Wants Female Vloggers to Take It All Off

So it should be no surprise then that Playboy.com (which has been an online presence since the early days of the public Web: 1994) is looking to capitalize on the popularity of vlogging and blogging and the existing male (for the most part) fan-base by adding a little nudity to the mix.

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New JibJab: What We Call The News



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Dogs' New Trick: Finding Cellphones

We could all use one from time to time: a dog that can find the darn cellphoneMaryland has three. Their job is to sniff out phones smuggled into prisons."Seek," Sgt. David Brosky told his dog Alba yesterday, offering a public demonstration at the former Maryland House of Correction in Jessup.

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Pluto Gets Respect: Dwarf Planets to Be Called 'Plutoids'

Things may be looking up for Pluto, which got stripped of its planetary status two years ago. Astronomers are going to name distant bodies of its size "plutoids". Pluto is finally getting its day in the sun, after being stripped of planetary status by astronomers two years ago.

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Why Divorcing Women Seek Revenge

What compels women, as well as men, to spend thousands on divorce lawyers rather than give their soon-to-be-ex any "undeserved" assets? Or to air all the dirty laundry of their marriage?

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25 Octopuses Given Rubik's Cubes

Twenty-five octopuses have been given Rubik's Cubes in a research study but marine experts don't expect them to crack the puzzle. Instead they want to determine if the sea molluscs have a favorite tentacle for picking things up. Scientists believe the intelligent sea creatures have a preferred arm out of eight that they use to feed & investigate.

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Strange But True, Weird Warnings (Pics)



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Woman kills husband with folding couch

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday. St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Crazy Biker On Cellphone Lying Down

I have to admit that I've done this before, but minus the cell and all the traffic. What got me on this was the accent with what they said and the laughing.

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Official Iran Missile Photo Faked to Hide Failure

An official photo of Iran's recent missile launch distributed by Iran's Revolutionary Guard has been "DIGITALLY ALTERED, according to reports. In a move designed to demonstrate readiness to respond to an Israeli attack, the Iranians apparently intended to launch four missiles simultaneously. According to the original photo, only three launched.

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WTF?

Yes, WTF? Don't look for explanations. Just WTF?

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UK Students in Detention for Not Praying to Allah

First it's the ban on puppies in advertisements, now this. The UK needs to step up against this madness. They are right on track to be governed by Sharia law.

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The Cake is a Lie, but Portal 2 is Not

Though we may forever be waiting for that delicious cake, the next Portal game is in the works to help satiate our hunger. This time around, you may be the one taunting with fallacious baked goods, instead of chasing the sugary, evil AI-inspired dragon.

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Plurk = Twitter (Without the Downtime)

Users of both Twitter & Plurk weigh the pro's & con's of each site.

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the Most Intense Tattoo You'll Ever See (pic)

I promise, this is the most intense tattoo you'll ever see

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Girlfriend Wants To Leave Game Now

According to eyewitness reports, Jennifer Holleman, 25, wants to leave the game now despite the difficulty and expense of obtaining tickets, the strong playoff implications of the contest, and the fact that the final result of the hotly contested tie game is still in doubt.

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Kitteh don't neez bucket



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Only in California!

Yes, I know other states allow for gay adoption but I was just making a reference to gay marriage. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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10 Things That Really Annoy Me

Ok so we all have 10 things, but I think this list will cover a lot of your list.

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This Will Mess With Your Mind!



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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Teen Delivers LSD Cookies To Police Departments

A man performing community service delivered drug-laced cookies to police departments in both Blue Mound and Lake Worth on Monday, authorities said.

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Women at Pakistan's Red Mosque vow babies for jihad

Chanting slogans of "jihad is our way", burqa-clad women, some with babies, listened to fiery speeches from the daughter of the mosque's jailed cleric on the eve of the anniversary of a commando raid on the complex in which more than 100 people died. Aziz was caught during the siege last year trying to slip through a cordon dressed in a woman's

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U.S. played quiet role in Colombia jungle ruse

For months before a group of disguised Colombian soldiers carried out a daring rescue of three American citizens and a prominent Colombian politician from a guerrilla camp, a team of U.S. Special Forces joined elite Colombian troops tracking the hostages across formidable jungle terrain in the country's southern fringes...

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Amazing Close-Up Squirrel Shot



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Darfur Genocide Linked to Climate Change at G8 Summit

"Two decades ago, the rains in southern Sudan began to fail. According to U.N. statistics, average precipitation has declined some 40 percent since the early 1980s… the drying of sub-Saharan Africa derives, to some degree, from man-made global warming. It is no accident that the violence in Darfur erupted during the drought."..I wondered when they were gonna blame George Bush for Darfur John

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You never know what you're going to get!



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The surfer who kept his cool in the face of a volcano

Tell most people a volcano is erupting, and you can best most of them will start running in the opposite direction before you finish the sentence.But not in the case of pro-surfer C. J. Kanuha, who grabbed his board and paddled out to sea to get a closer look as the lava of the world most active volcano, Kilauea, hit the waters.

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Nanotube-Coated Pot Boils Water FAST

I can think of no better use for nano-tech that helping me make ramen noodles even faster.

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'Gay' man sues Bible publishers

He makes an issue of I Corinthians 6:9 and its translations. As if no one knows what the Elizabethan word "effeminate" means. If this case ever gets to trial, it will be the outrage of the century.

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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

50 Things to Do Before You Die

Whether single events or processes that take weeks, months, or years, these experiences remind us that the world remains a magical place.

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Coincidence Photography (PICS)

We have heard and seen Creative Photography, Concept Photography but never seen Coincidence Photography like this.This looks like sheer coincidence, they all look real, I bet you would agree to that.

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Who Lost This?



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Conspiracy theorist gets knocked da' fug out by Buzz Aldrin

Apollo 11 astronaut and second man on the moon lands a sweet punch on someone who thinks the Moon Landings was faked. Well done Buzz!... Conspiracy theorist's Think the Government has done Everything and nothing at the Same time.. John

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What Twitter would look like during a Zombie outbreak (PIC)

Twitterers are some devoted buggers!

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No Kissing in front of me whoever it is

Baby Protects Mom.Just check out this hilarious picture

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Dude Slams Into Ramp On Lake Jump

This guy rides full speed towards a lake and just before hitting the ramp he loses control of the bike.

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Man Dies From Heart Attack Caused By To Much Water?

Andrew Thornton, 44, swallowed five times the recommended daily amount of water and gave himself a heart attack as his body rejected the vast intake of fluid.

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The Crappening

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M. Night Shyamalan exceeds all expectations with this AMAZING sequel to "The Happening." This just can't be crappening, man!

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Hot Chicks Dressed as Wonder Woman (PICS)

It might seem ridiculous, even laughable, that any comic book character would get around in an invisible airplane. But for Wonder Woman, we all let it slide. Why? Because, frankly, we really like an unobstructed view of that outfit.

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Bend Over Dude, You’re Getting A Dell

Some Dell laptops come with dissabled audio ports, after pressure from the RIAA. Dell will enable them for you for only $99. Bargin.

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Unfortunate Ad Placement [PIC]



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Motivational Posters (PIC)

I hate these freakin' things.

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Monday, July 07, 2008

A Ridiculously Steep Ramp

I don't think its helping people who cant walk....

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Know your road signs

good one xD

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Spoiler alert! (PIC)

Well there's a spoiler for you...

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Would You Have Sex With a Robot?

Levy argues that psychologists have taken into consideration a number of basic reasons why people fall in love, “and almost all of them could apply to human-robot relationships. For instance, one thing that prompts people to fall in love are similarities in personality and knowledge, and all of this is programmable.

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4 Simple Ways to Cure Clinical Depression WITHOUT Drugs

Depression can have devastating effects on our mind and body, the activities that we used to enjoy with friends and family could become lifeless. Taking anti-depressants such as Prozac can be a mental and physical roller coaster. . Here's 4 natural ways to cure clinical depression without drugs . . .

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20 Creative Ways to Get Fired From Your Day-Job

There are many bosses out there that make it their utmost priority to make your life a living a hell for absolutely no reason at all. I have heard many, many stories of a-hole bosses that have no consideration or respect for their employees...

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At $100 for Tank of Gas, Some Choke on ‘Fill It’

Owners of large vehicles have hit an uncomfortable price milestone and are cutting back on recreational driving.

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PSP caused teen to shoot another teen - PSP Fanboy

WTF???

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Little Fat Gangsta In Iraq

This kid gets his candy

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Opinion: Ever feel like cell carriers and ISPs don't like yo

In this opinion piece, we look at some of the policies of cellular companies and ISPs that leave us wondering exactly how much they truly care about the customer.

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Life.

From Dan Perjovschi's "What Happened to Us?" exhibit at MOMA.

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Cars in California Must Display Global Warming Score

The law requiring the labels goes into effect at the start of next year for all 2009 model cars, though its expected the labels will be popping up on cars in the coming months.The labeling law forces cars for sale to display a global warming score, on a scale of one to 10, which is based on how vehicles in the same model year compare.

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Too Much Coffee Reduces Odds of Women Getting Pregnant

Drinking too much coffee can lower the odds of a woman with fertility problems getting pregnant, a study suggests. Dutch researchers followed 9,000 women who had received IVF to see if they fell pregnant naturally. Around one in seven did, but drinking more than four cups of coffee a day cut chances of conceiving by around 26%.

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Creepy Japanese Crawling Robot

A performance artist from Japan has built a weird crawling robot that looks like an elderly businessman.

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U.S. Ice Cubes Melting At Alarming Rate

High summer temperatures and ever-increasing levels of U.S. beverage consumption are causing ice cubes across the nation to melt at "an alarmingly unprecedented rate," the U.S. Department of Consumer Affairs reported recently.

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Sunday, July 06, 2008

What not to do with a grenade

"Guy pulls grenade pin out with his teeth then the fun begins"

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When You Know You've Had Too Much To Drink

These are the people that give alcoholics a bad name....thankfully.

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U.S. gets 'yellowcake' uranium OUT of Iraq :: CHICAGO SUN-TI

Iraq with "Yellowcake" uranium???? I wonder how that got there..hmmmm

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Irish woman seeks ''husband'' for 120 liters of beer

Julia Galvin came to Finland looking for a man that would carry her 120 kg over a 253-metres track -- the incentive being the chance to win the wife-carrying world title and beer worth her body weight. In the end the...

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I Don't Need Subtitles.



She Sale Seashells By The Seashore.

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How Not To Fake A Heart Attack

If your going to pick some kinda of sudden sickness to fake your way out of a court appearance, don't choose a heart attack because once they check your vitals its a tough one to stick with. Because Some People Are Just Plain LIARS!

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