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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Congress Outraged by Decision to Outsource Legislature

Congress' duties outsourced to overseas providers? Maybe they would think differently about how they vote on trade deals?

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Democrats Consider Gas Tax Hike

After the proposal for a summer gas tax holiday tanked following concerns about job losses, Democrats are quietly talking about raising fuel taxes.

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White Horses Are Actually Mutants

Their defective DNA carries a gene that accelerates aging and they would probably never have survived in the wild but for one particular white horse, born thousands of years ago, which so caught the eye of ancient humans that they protected it and bred more. They were so successful that this horse became the ancestor of all white horses born since.

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Unnecessary censorship w/ Sesame Street.



Unnecessary censorship, come and play edition.

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Possibly The World’s Dumbest Criminal

Zhou was sure that because of the size of the diamonds on the ring, they must be fake. He immediately flushed them down the toilet and left with his freshly stolen goods.

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$2M-a-year gas chief tells cold families: 'Just bundle up'

The 55-year-old, who earns more than £1million a year, was accused of having no sympathy with his cash-strapped customers. A spokesman said: ' The remarks demonstrate how out of touch they are with the daily struggle for their vulnerable customers to keep warm.'

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Surfer Owned by Passing Airplane

You won't believe it.. Unreal!

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Jackson Should Apologize to Blacks for N-Word Hypocrisy

In 2006 guess who said this: "We will challenge and urge all artists and comics to stop using this word. What other group is subjected to such a degrading terminology?" Who boycotted TV, Movies, Music and Comedians? Now we hear that Jesse did a Michael Richards-like imitation with the N-word in his infamously unguarded open mic dig at Obama on Fox

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Rotting chunks of whale carcass fall off truck into traffic

Huge sections of a sperm whale's vertebrae and what appeared to be a piece of its jawbone fell from a pickup truck into a major intersection in Hawaii while being transported for study. The pieces had been salvaged from the decomposing carcass of a whale beached on the other side of the island.

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Celebrity Justice for Khloe Kardashian - Four Hours in Jail

In another case of celebrity justice, Khloe Kardashian presented herself on Friday to serve a 30 day jail term for DUI and probation violations. She was released after serving less than five hours behind bars in the Los Angeles County jail.

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Polar Bears Are Dying Out: Is this Fact or Fiction?

As a changing climate literally melts the ice from beneath their feet, polar bears populations are threatened -- unless, that is, they're actually thriving, and liberal alarmists just don't want you to know. In short, some polar bear populations are rising and there's far more documentation of declining populations.

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Things You Should Do Only When No One Is Looking

Men should moisturize, ride a Vespa, take a spin in their boss' chair. But only in private.

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The Most Dangerous Roads in the World [PICS]

This is an amazing five-part series - complete with pictures, videos and descriptive details - covering the most intimidating and amazing roads in the world. Scroll down to the bottom to jump to the next in the set. You won't be disappointed.

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This has to be the Most Poorly Designed Website in the World!

This site is so bad, I can't describe it! I'm telling ya, it's absolutely horrible!I want to pull my eyes out.

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The MPAA Thinks You're Stupid

For years, the MPAA has prohibited weapons from being pointed at the “viewer” in advertising, presumably for fear that it will freak them out. That's why they told the director of Watchmen, Zack Snyder, that he couldn't have a guy pointing a gun at the audience in the trailer. Snyder replaced the gun with a walkie-talkie. Good job, MPAA.

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How To Look Like a Complete Douchebag at the Market

If I see you doing this at the market, you might as well be wearing Crocks and stabbing me in the back because it's pretty obvious we're not going to be friends.

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Old Lady Hits Car

An old lady falls asleep in the crosswalk and some jack honks at her and she smacks his nice car.

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MAH HOOMAN HAS A FLAVA

picture on icanhascheezburger.com of my cat licking my son

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Insomnia? You might be a mutant

Scientists discover a mutation that causes sleeplessness in flies. Turns out, your insomnia might be a genetic abnormality.

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Friday, July 18, 2008

The Raw Feed: Worst USB Gadget Yet: USB Whack It

yup it sucks :)

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30 Creepiest Trees On Earth [pics]



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What Are the Odds?

Did you know your odds of dating a millionaire are 1 in 215? Or the likelihood of winning a single state lottery are about 18 million to 1?

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Scientists: Meat Eaters May be Living a Lie

While a big, juicy steak may indeed be culinary nirvana for many, your taste for beef could be based in part on expectation rather than reality. "Instead, what influenced taste evaluation was what they thought they had eaten and whether that food symbolized values that they personally supported."

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O HAI



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China orders bars not to serve blacks

Beijing police have been visiting bar owners in the popular Sanlitun area and asking them to sign pledges agreeing to not serve black people or Mongolians and ban activities including dancing.

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Obama re-writes WWII

" Throughout our history, America’s confronted constantly evolving danger, from the oppression of an empire, to the lawlessness of the frontier, from the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor.. "

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Here's a Question...(PIC)

Ay, Robot! This little guy obviously has never heard of Asimov's 3 laws.

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

I Hope This Makes You Smile

From the photographer: "It took me over an hour to set this shot up (believe it or not). I had to essentially make a new feeder that looked like a glass filled with ice. [...] Then, it took me a couple of hours to train the bird to drink out of the thing - no easy task - he is such a prima dona."

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8 Badass Sci-Fi Predictions That Came True In Lame-Ass Ways

The disappointing truth is that the futuristic devices we've demanded for so long are already here. Just different ... and kind of shitty.

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Dubai Detains Foreigners Accused Of Being Gay

Police in the Gulf tourist hub of Dubai say they've detained 17 foreign men for allegedly being gay and wearing women's clothing in malls and other public places. Dubai's police chief says the arrests are part of a campaign against "transvestites."

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Girl gets a 1 punch knock-out!

Pow Right In The Kisser!

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Al Qaeda outraged by patriotic Osama cover

pretty insulting cover

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GLaDOS GPS Voice Makes You Think the Directions are a Lie

Sure, you might be worried that GLaDOS will trick you into thinking you're heading towards Six Flags or the bakery, all while directing you to drive into the gaping maw of an active volcano. But you've just got to keep telling yourself that it's just a voice on an otherwise-reliable Garmin Nuvi.

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Patriotism [PIC]

The American Dream... MADE IN CHINA

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Amazing Stat: California Uses More Gas than China

Given all the news coverage about the rise of the Chinese economy, you could be forgiven for thinking that the world's most populous country is hogging all the world's resources, while the developed nations are fighting for scraps. But, at least with transport fuel, you'd be wrong. California alone uses more gasoline than any country in the world.

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The Daily Show's Hilarious Coverage of Obama Cartoon Scandal

You know what Barack Obama's response should've been, "Barack Obama is in no way upset about the cartoon that depicts him as a muslim extremist, because you know who gets upset about cartoons? Muslim Extremists! Of which Barack Obama is not, It's just a fucking cartoon!" As always, no where was the anger at the media hotter, than in the media!

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Have You Ever Seen a Creepier Tower? [PIC]

i can’t actually believe i’ve not written about this tower before today. i saw it for the first time a few years back and still remember how intitially confused i was. maybe i blocked it from my mind to prevent nightmares.

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20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman

What the objects you use everyday might look like if Wayne Industries designed them.

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McDonald's franchisee fined BIG for hiring illegal aliens

A company that owns 11 McDonald's restaurants in Nevada was fined one million dollars Wednesday after pleading guilty to employing 58 illegal immigrants. A former vice president of the company pleaded guilty to inducing an illegal alien to remain in the United States and faces a possible sentence of up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

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where my bees at!!

hialrious viral video for a good cause..!

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The Best WTF Ever!



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I Am Sooooo Hungry! (Pic)



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Obama = Hitler, writes newspaper's guest columnist

This isn't a cartoon magazine cover. The Ironton (Ohio) Tribune offered the editorial section of its Web site to a man who writes: "I’m throwing the “bogus” flag upon the presidential bid of Marxist-Socialist turned Democrat Senator, Barack Hussein Obama. Somewhere around 75 or so years ago, from out of nowhere a stealth politician (Hitler) arose."

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Boss Approved. Napping at work!

Learn how we can tap into creativity and solve problems from our naps. Thomas Edison, Salvador Dali and Stephen King all used this technique.

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Double Backflip Faceplant

This kids tries a double backflip on the beach but ends up not getting enough spin slamming face first into the sand.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Chavez: No warmer a reception for a President Obama

Obama similar to McCain, says Venezuelan leader, critic of US.

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10 Secrets to Help You Survive Mondays at Work

Did you know that Mondays can be hazardous to your health? They’re very stressful; the highest incidence of work-related injuries happen or occur on this day. There’s also an increase in on-the-job heart attacks. Here’s what you can do to make Mondays easier on your mind and body.

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Cats : They Can Be Really Stupid

Funny behavior of cats in this video

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Bringing Israelis and Palestinians Together Thru Basketball

The Lakers' guard, who is Jewish, will travel to Israel to run basketball camps for Israeli and Palestinian children in association with the Peres Peace Center. The goal of the camps, which take place Aug. 4 to 11, is to bring Israeli and Palestinian children together through basketball and create a foundation for peaceful relations between them in

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17 Mugshots of Offenders With Very Ironic T-Shirts [PICS]

When cops yesterday arrested Daniel Everett for allegedly trying to set up a sexual encounter with a 14-year-old girl he met online, he was wearing a t-shirt pronouncing him the "World's Greatest Dad. As seen in the following booking photos, drunk drivers wear t-shirts extolling their alcohol intake, perverts proclaim their love of Jesus etc

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Cops Threaten IndyMac Customers Who Want Their Money

Police ordered angry customers lined up outside an IndyMac Bank branch to remain calm or face arrest Tuesday as they tried to pull their money on the second day of the failed institution's federal takeover.At least three police squad cars showed up early Tuesday as tensions rose outside the San Fernando Valley branch of Pasadena-based IndyMac.

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Man Cuts Off Own Head With Chainsaw

A ‘vulnerable’ man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out of his home to make way for developers......‘A rapid response vehicle attended and a search found a patient had sustained serious injuries.’

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Top 10 'Conspiracy Theories' about George W. Bush

With the most secretive, power-hungry administration in recent history, George W. Bush has generated a cornucopia of theories. Many of them are ridiculous while others, like the assorted conspiracies relating to Skull and Bones, simply confirm suspicions. Whether or not this list is the result of guesswork, fabrications or something else...

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I think nows a go time for dinner :)

Dad of 3 branded 'pervert' for photographing his own kids

Family man Gary Crutchley only wanted to take a picture of his children enjoying a day out. But his innocent snaps of his sons on a slide ended with him being branded on the spot as a 'pervert'. "This parental paranoia is getting completely out of hand. I was so shocked"

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Blonde Protests

Typical olden days blondes.

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Washington Post: Obama's Timetable Is 'Arbitrary & Foolish'

"Yesterday Mr. Obama said, "They said we couldn't leave [Iraq] when violence was up, they say we can't leave when violence is down." Obama then confirmed his own foolish consistency. He appears to have decided sticking to his arbitrary timetable is more important than adjusting to the dramatic, positive changes in Iraq. "

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Oh... Hi!



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The Origins of Your Favorite Condiments

Next time someone asks you to pass the ketchup, mustard, mayo or Worcestershire sauce, you can wow them with your knowledge of the condiments.

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The JibJab Election 2008 Movie!

Closer to the truth than we'd like to admit!


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Top 10 Bizarre Coffins

“Nothing is certain but death and taxes” - so goes the old saying, and it is, indeed true (unless you are lucky enough to live in a tax haven!) This list deals with the first bit - death. When we die, most of us end up in a coffin or casket. Here are ten bizarre coffins for those who like to, well, “die” on the wild side!

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Guy Shoots Himself in Hand at Range

A guy firing a glock at the range. It does not go well.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Obama: Immigration enforcement equals terror

Obama says Hispanic communities are "terrorized" by government immigration officers.----------------------------------------Wow, a Democrat leftist that doesn't believe that we have the right to decide who comes into our country.

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Puppy (very cute)

Puppy (very cute)

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Cute Cuddly Babies



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Man injured at Nat Institute of Occupational Safety & Health

Oh the irony... A 25-year-old man is in serious condition at University Hospital after a nearly 10,000-pound electron microscope fell on him at the Taft North building of the National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health.

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Monday, July 14, 2008

The Pampered Terrorists

As I take notes, there are two thoughts in my head. Why is this man sitting in a pleasant, palm-sheltered courtyard, drinking tea with me when he really ought to be in jail? And should I believe a single word he says? Saudi Arabia is not just a target. It is also a fertile recruiting ground for international terror. Osama bin Laden was born there

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Spider Dominates Mouse

Soldiers find a camel spider and a mouse in their camp, so they put them in the same bucket. This is a death match and may not be suitable for children.

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What We Say Without Words

Former FBI agent Joe Navarro describes how our torsos, hands, feet and legs frequently communicate emotions that are not put into words.

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New Yorker Cover: "Muslim" Obama With Gun-Slinging Michelle

The upcoming issue of the New Yorker, the July 21st issue, has a picture of Obama, depicting him and his wife on the cover. It shows Michelle Obama with an Afro and an AK 47 and the two of them doing the fist bump with Obama wearing a sort of turban-type thing on his head.

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Ships vs. Big Waves: Who Will Win?! [PICS]

Short of facing actual tsunami or the infamous "rogue wave" (see "Poseidon" to catch up on what rogue waves look like), ships are built to withstand a barrage of elements, but only to a certain point. And exactly where this breaking point lies, no sane seaman ever wants to discover on his own.

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Delta: Sorry Your Lung Collapsed... We Can't Issue a Refund

While we would like to offer special consideration in cases such as yours, we are unable to honor the many requests that we receive from others in similar situations. We follow a consistent policy to ensure that Delta is fair to everyone who travels with us. Accordingly, we must respectfully decline your request.

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Dubai 'Sex On Beach' Woman To Face Court

A British woman caught having drunken sex on a beach in Dubai is to be charged with three offences, police said yesterday. Michelle Palmer faces up to six years in jail if found guilty of having a sexual affair, public indecency and insulting a police officer.

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How Your Brain Can Control Time

The three methods your mind uses to reverse, speed, and even slow the minutes.

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