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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Awesome Grocery List

Gotta love the creative mind of an artist

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Who's Been In The Cookie Jar? (Pic)

Not me.

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Bladerunner Redux.. Mailbox?!

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My God, I'm delicious!

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The answer to PETA

Where can I join?

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The real Firefox

Fire fox, the real one..

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Fidel Castro has slept with 35,000 women

"He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper," The New York Post quoted an ex-Castro official named "Ramon" as telling filmmaker Ian Halperin. "I don''t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president," the official added.

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Steve Ballmer Goes Nuts (Again) To Sell Windows

Microsoft's latest "I'm a PC" advertising campaign kicked off pretty well, but someone, somewhere, thought it was missing something. And by "something" we mean the lunacy of Steve Ballmer shouting at the top of his lungs.

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This better not be false advertising!

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Best school name ever?

This is where I went to middle school. Seriously. Not a photoshop.

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The mighty Ewok Fighter, with his sword in his right hand; yelled : " TAKE MY NUTS! OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!

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Macs Produced Part of Microsoft's 'I'm a PC' Ads

Microsoft's 'I'm a PC' ad campaign features several images generated on rival Macs.

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Bob Barr polling at ZERO percent in his HOME STATE!

Libertarian third party candidate Bob Barr fails to grab even ONE PERCENT of the vote in his HOME STATE! I know that Bobby and the paulities have had a falling out lately, but is it possible they are responsible for his 1% lost since the last polling? Regardless, all signs point to further libertarian failure.

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Friday, September 19, 2008

5 Retarded Space Travel Ideas (That Might Actually Work)

This whole space travel thing has gotten pretty boring ever since we landed on the moon. But there were some incredibly awesome technologies that never made it off the drawing board. All because we didn't have the foresight, there wasn't enough funding and they sounded like they were made up by a kindergartner.

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Palin Derangement Syndrome is Obama's Worst Enemy.

The phenomenon is similar to Bush Derangement Syndrome, a term to describe the personal animosity and irrational hatred directed at President Bush by his leftist opponents. But this time, Sarah Palin, is the object of wrath. If Obama's rabid supporters keep it up, McCain could be laughing all the way to the White House.

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Obama Lies - Winning at the cost of truth and common sense

On Wednesday, the Obama campaign — no 527, the Obama campaign itself — released an ad, en EspaƱol, trying to use talk-radio king Rush Limbaugh against John McCain. The ad, to air in Colorado, Nevada, and New Mexico, seeks to convince Hispanics that John McCain, Rush Limbaugh, and the Republican party hate them...

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Biden: Wealthy Americans Must Pay More Taxes to Show Patriot


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Beware of Cute Ducklings!

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Thursday, September 18, 2008


The People's Mario

The best flash animation of Mario as a communist hero that you'll see today. Guaranteed.

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Top 10 Apple Suck images

Want a better explanation for how apple sucks? Here it is. I have gathered 10 best of images that explain how Apple sucks. Enjoy them and sorry Apple fan boys if this hurts you.

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Obama intentionally lies in his recent ad

Barack Obama did something really stupid today. He put out a Spanish ad that targeted Hispanics. The ad criticizes McCain and says he lied to the illegals. Obama attacked Rush Limbaugh and he used two Limbaugh quotes COMPLETELY out of context. The use is so inaccurate that there is no way to look at it except as a lie.

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Hackers broke into the Yahoo! e-mail account that Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin used for official business as Alaska's governor, revealing as evidence a few inconsequential personal messages she has received since John McCain selected her as his running"This is a shocking invasion of the governor's privacy and a violati

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Drinking is Healthy for Lazy Smokers

Drinking can be good for your heart. But you have to be a lazy smoker with an aversion to fruit and vegetables to reap the full benefits.

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Seinfeld FAIL: Microsoft Cancels Seinfeld Ads

Microsoft has decided to cancel its controversial series of ads featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates after releasing only two ads.

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The Right Side of the Internet

This page stands at the Eastern most tip of the internet.Don't go any further - you might fall off the edge.

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The Top of the Internet

Here, at the peak of the internet, it's cold, very bright, and almost impossible to breathe.Lucky for you this is the top - you can't go any higher.

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The Bottom Of the Internet

Welcome to the bottom of the Internet

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A Girl's Guide To Geeks

Into this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all his own. In short, a geek.

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Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

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Making Modern Games Look Like They’re On Original Game Game

Cool Stuff: Making Modern Games Look Like They’re On Original Game GameboyDid you ever want to see what Bioshock would look like it came out on the original Gameboy?

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Obama Sidesteps Reform in Illinois

For those of you who still cling to the fantasy that Barack Obama is "about change," you should note how he, or his minions, want nothing to do with reforming politics in Illinois, perhaps the most corrupt state in the Union.

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Obama's Mandatory National Service Program

Obama's National Service Program will require schools to make high-school and even middle-school students perform 50 hours of service each year or forgo federal financial aid.

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Dems Smear Ohio Voters as 'Racists'

Gov. Ted Strickland, Sen. Sherrod Brown, Treasurer Richard Cordray and at least two Democrat members of the Ohio House of Representatives have accused Ohio voters of racism in recent days in campaign appearances from Youngstown to Piketon.

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Fans scatter as a bat belonging to Florida Marlins' John Baker flies into the stands during the first inning of a baseball game against the Atlanta Braves Wednesday, Sept. 3, 2008 at Dolphin Stadium in Miami.

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Obama to Ohio Hillary backers, leave Hillary signs outside

Hillary supporters in Ohio are still yearning for a comeback. At a recent rally in Akron, Obama organizers had to ask supporters to leave Hillary 2012 signs outside the rally

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Saudi Billionaire to Wall Street: See You Later Losers

If Wall Street is hoping that Prince Alwaleed bin Talal will ride to the rescue of America's crumbling banks, here's the word from the Saudi billionaire: Thanks, but no thanks.

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Guide to Interpreting MySpace / Facebook / Friendster Photos

Blurry, Artistic, Has acne, possibly moustache if female.

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Bread is Dangerous

More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

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Sand Storm in Iraq


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Billy Chasen Clock

"Human Clock"

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DANGER: Do Not Touch! [PIC]

Occasionally, even I run across a message, so clear and so profound, that design of the presentation would do little to make it any clearer.

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Evil Guy in Kangaroo Suit Ruins Peoples Days

This would get me hopping mad.

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American woman free after sex with 15-yr-old internet boy

A judge has freed an American woman Barbara Case, who travelled to Australia to have sex with a 15-year-old boy she met on the internet. Judge Wood convicted her of two counts of sexual penetration of a child under 16, after she flew to Australia and spent ten days in a caravan park cabin having sex with a 15-year-old Bendigo boy.

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After 10 years on air, MTV’s Total Request Live is shutting down.The show, which launched in 1998 and helped jump start the careers of Britney Spears, N’Sync and Eminem, is to end with the final show expected to be broadcast in November in a two-hour special on a Saturday afternoon Dave Sirulnick, executive producer of “TRL,” said Monday

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NASA Image - As space shuttle Atlantis rolls out

As space shuttle Atlantis rolls out to the pad an onlooker views its progress from inside the Launch Control Center at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The shuttle stack, with solid rocket boosters and attached external fuel tank, rest on the mobile launcher platform, as the crawler-transporter carries Atlantis to its destination.

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Luke I am your Father!

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

SNL - 9/13/08 - Palin and Clinton

Tina Fey makes a SNL return as Sarah Palin, with Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton whom they both star in the movie Baby Mama (great movie btw)

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CNN censors Putin's interview

You probably didn’t know that CNN censored Putin for being just too darn sensible. Yep, it’s true. About two weeks ago, Putin gave the network an exclusive 30-minute interview. And you know what happened? Nothing. It was never allowed to air.

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