Wanted: time machine DESPARATE!!!
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via Best of Craigslist by webmaster@craigslist.org on 1/12/09
Desperately need a time machine to take me back 6 weeks in time, plus or minus a day. If you have a time machine and are willing to let me borrow it, or know of someone with an impending trip back in time, please let me know ASAP! <br> <br> I will pay big bucks to have myself warned to NOT sleep with that tramp at the One and Only Bar on the Boulevard. <br> <br> Tell me that she is very, VERY fertile that night in question, and has a whopping 3 STDs that I will get if I copulate with her. <br> <br> VERY VERY IMPORTANT THAT I GET THIS MESSAGE!!! <br> <br> I WILL WRITE YOU A BLANK CHECK IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES! <br> <br> Key things that will let the me in the past know you are for real: <br> <br> *Tell me that you know about the rubber ducky incident <br> <br> *Tell me that you know that I pissed in my friends pool last week, when he was in it. <br> <br> *Tell me that no matter how hard I try, the lesbian at Barnes and Noble will NEVER go for it, no matter how many sex books I ask her opinions on. <br> <br> If I still doubt you- use this one----- <br> <br> *Mention that you know I made out with my cousin when we were drunk at a kegger last summer- NO ONE KNOWS THIS BUT US TWO!! <br> <br> VERY VERY IMPORTANT THAT I GET THIS MESSAGE!!! <br> <br> <br><br><ul> <li> Location: here and now <li>it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>Things you can do from here:
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