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OMFG: Shamwow Guy Shampows A Prostitute In The Face


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OMFG: Shamwow Guy Shampows A Prostitute In The Face

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Recognize this guy? Look closer. No... it's not Benicio Del Toro... nope, not Thomas Haden Church either (good guess though.) Picture the guy above in a neon polo, talking into a headset while wiping things up with a glorified rag... YES. THIS IS A MUGSHOT OF THE SHAMWOW GUY.

Vince Shlomi -- THE SHAMWOW GUY -- was arrested last month in Miami. See what had happened was he had paid a prostie $1,000 rag-bucks for sex. They started making out -- apparently, they had never seen Pretty Woman -- and that's when the hooker in question bit his tongue and wouldn't let go. Vince had no other choice but to punch a prostitute in the face. Repeatedly. Both were arrested.

What kind of a world are we living in where an infomercial legend wearing pajamas and a Kohl's bomber jacket has to pay for sex? You know who probably never pays for sex? Billy Mays, that's who. That guy is all class.

On a separate note, we wonder if Mr. Shlomi used a Shamwow to wipe away any blood/fingerprints/prostitute stains. Yet another great use for a fantastic product!

View Vince's best work ahead...



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