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Saturday, October 03, 2009

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Revealed To Have Jewish Past


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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Revealed To Have Jewish Past

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's vitriolic attacks on the Jewish world hide an astonishing secret.A photograph of the Iranian president holding up his identity card during elections in March 2008 clearly shows his family has Jewish roots.A close-up of the document reveals he was previously known as Sabourjian – a Jewish name meaning cloth weaver.


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Police: Mass. Couple Beats Man at KFC Over Slow Order


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Police: Mass. Couple Beats Man at KFC Over Slow Order

A couple, upset over the slowness of their Kentucky Fried Chicken order, assaulted a man who asked them to stop yelling profanities for the sake of children in line, police said.


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Friday, October 02, 2009

Obama in Denmark: Another “Stimulus” Failure

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Obama in Denmark: Another "Stimulus" Failure

By John W. Lillpop

CHICAGO ELIMINATED! was the blaring headline on this first Friday of
October.

So what? was the reaction of anyone who follows Chicago sports with
any degree of sincerity.

After all, being eliminated is a tradition dating back to 1945 for the
Windy City when referring to the obligatory sacking of the Chicago
Cubs from baseball's pennant races or playoffs.

Eliminated, ALA Chicago Cubs, happens as early as mid September and as
late as mid-October. Whether early or late, it happens every year and
no amount of audacity can change that fact.

Now the Curse of Chicago has extended its ferocious tentacles and
brought down the bid of the Windy City to be the Host City for the
2016 Olympics.

This despite the "sacrifice" of President Barack Obama, Michelle
Obama, and Oprah Winfrey.

Or perhaps BECAUSE of the meddling interference of this elitist trio?

Still, being the good sport that he is, Barack Obama will probably use
this public humiliation as a "Teaching Moment" for America and the
world.

As Obama works to spin this defeat into a win, he will surely focus on
the fact that racism is not limited to white Republicans in America.
Denmark and all of the IOC are also afflicted.

Another tactic would be to allege that things would have worked out
differently if the president had been able to devote more of his
personal time to the bid.

ObamaCrats will proudly point out that this president is the Commander-
in-chief and was appropriately focused on the war in Afghanistan as a
priority item, rather than the gory details of corrupt Chicago politics.

Which is why President Obama met with his top Afghanistan commander,
Army General Stanley McChrystal for 25 minutes on Air Force One in
Copenhagen.

That 25 minutes was a huge sacrifice made by the president on behalf
of the 68,000 American troops in harm's way in Afghanistan.

If race and the Afghan war do not convince skeptics, Obama can always
drag out the W. card:

America lost the opportunity to host the 2016 Olympics because of
George W. Bush and his awful blemishing of America's image hither and
yonder.

In other words, Obama inherited the elimination mess from W.

Perhaps it is time for this president to have a long, quiet talk with
his inner child in order to accept a brutal truth:

America, and all of the world, is gagging on the over load of
Obamamania being forced down our throats.

We are tired of your pretty face and throaty voice, sir! ENOUGH IS
ENOUGH, Mr. President!


Despite what Oprah and Rahm have been telling you, you are NOT the
Messiah, a Star Wars Yedi, or the Dark Knight.

You have been prominently portrayed as the Joker but that is another
story.

I...


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Hitler got the Olympics in Berlin. Obama didn't get the Olympics in Chicago. Does this mean Obama is no longer Hitler?



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U.S. September Auto Sales Plunge; GM, Chrysler hit hard


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U.S. September Auto Sales Plunge; GM, Chrysler hit hard

U.S. auto sales tumbled by 23 percent in September as showrooms emptied after the government-funded boom from the ''cash for clunkers'' program, with General Motors Co and Chrysler hardest-hit. Sales for GM and Chrysler -- the two U.S. automakers struggling to regain momentum after emerging from bankruptcy -- dropped by 45 percent and 42 percent.


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You woke me up … ?


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You woke me up … ?




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You woke me up … ? Youz better be on fire or sumfin …


no. just wanted 2 tell u ur noo name.


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“Oh Great” thought Toby


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"Oh Great" thought Toby



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"Oh Great" thought Toby, who had been left to guard dinner "The humans will never believe this…"


nawt if u haz dis goggie as ur naybor.


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Tagged: bear, believe, dinner, food, guard dog, humans, whatbreed






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MSNBC moron: Republicans not supporting the Olympics is like Jane Fonda supporting the Vietcong


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MSNBC moron: Republicans not supporting the Olympics is like Jane Fonda supporting the Vietcong

An almost poignant moment here as one of the many leftists who spent the past six years wrestling with his schadenfreude over setbacks in Iraq finally gets an outlet to project his guilt onto conservatives. [...] Read the rest »



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At this point, the problem doesn't seem to be that they're not vetting people. It's that the people doing the vetting have "a rather unusual understanding of what constitutes a problem." [Obvious]



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Even 187-year-old reporter Helen Thomas agrees: The Obama administration is about as decisive as a gaggle of teen girls deciding which store to visit at the mall [Obvious]



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Space's First Clown Reaches ISS


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Space's First Clown Reaches ISS

Billionaire Cirque du Soleil founder Guy Laliberte arrives at the International Space Station and -- true to form -- dons a clown nose. During his brief tourist trip to the ISS, Laliberte plans to coordinate from the ISS a 120-minute, 14-city show on earth featuring former U.S. Vice President Al Gore, Peter Gabriel and U2.
- Guy Laliberte, the billionaire founder of Cirque du Soleil founder,
arrived at the (ISS) International Space Station Oct. 1 and -- to no
one's surprise -- slapped on a clown nose and began yukking it up with
crew members of the space station. Laliberte is the seventh paying
(reportedly $35 milli...


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Why don't pregnant women tip over? [Amusing]



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Breaking: Chicago eliminated from Olympics voting ― in first round


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Breaking: Chicago eliminated from Olympics voting — in first round

You've got to be kidding. [...] Read the rest »



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CBS News Producer Is Accused Letterman Extortionist


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CBS News Producer Is Accused Letterman Extortionist

Late-night host David Letterman acknowledged on Thursday's show that he had sexual relationships with female employees and that someone tried to extort $2 million from him over the affairs.


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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

dis is u

 
 

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dis is u wen u drink beer

dis iz mah hoomin wen he drinks.

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Monday, September 28, 2009

Reminder: Roman Polanski raped a child


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Reminder: Roman Polanski raped a child


Roman Polanski raped a child. Let's just start right there, because that's the detail that tends to get neglected when we start discussing whether it was fair for the bail-jumping director to be arrested at age 76, after 32 years in "exile" (which in this case means owning multiple homes in Europe, continuing to work as a director, marrying and fathering two children, even winning an Oscar, but never -- poor baby -- being able to return to the U.S.). Let's keep in mind that Roman Polanski gave a 13-year-old girl a Quaalude and champagne, then raped her, before we start discussing whether the victim looked older than her 13 years, or that she now says she'd rather not see him prosecuted because she can't stand the media attention. Before we discuss how awesome his movies are or what the now-deceased judge did wrong at his trial, let's take a moment to recall that according to the victim's grand jury testimony, Roman Polanski instructed her to get into a jacuzzi naked, refused to take her home when she begged to go, began kissing her even though she said no and asked him to stop; performed cunnilingus on her as she said no and asked him to stop; put his penis in her vagina as she said no and asked him to stop; asked if he could penetrate her anally, to which she replied, "No," then went ahead and did it anyway, until he had an orgasm.


Can we do that? Can we take a moment to think about all that, and about the fact that Polanski pled guilty to unlawful sex with a minor, before we start talking about what a victim he is? Because that would be great, and not nearly enough people seem to be doing it.


The French press, for instance (at least according to the British press) is describing Polanski "as the victim of a money-grabbing American mother and a publicity-hungry Californian judge." Joan Z. Shore at the Huffington Post, who once met Polanski and "was utterly charmed by [his] sobriety and intelligence," also seems to believe that a child with an unpleasant stage mother could not possibly have been raped: "The 13-year old model 'seduced' by Polanski had been thrust on...



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Secret Service Investigating Facebook Poll Asking Whether Obama Should Be Killed (Greg Sargent/The Plum Line)

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Secret Service Investigating Facebook Poll Asking Whether Obama Should
Be Killed (Greg Sargent/The Plum Line)

Greg Sargent / The Plum Line:

Secret Service Investigating Facebook Poll Asking Whether Obama Should
Be Killed ― The Secret Service is investigating the circumstances
surrounding an eye-opening Facebook poll that asked whether Obama
should be assassinated, a Secret Service spokesman confirms to us.

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Bill Clinton Says Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy Focused on Obama


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Bill Clinton Says Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy Focused on Obama

The ex-president made the comment in a television interview when he was asked about one of the signature moments of the Monica Lewinsky affair over a decade ago.



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