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Saturday, May 01, 2010

Capy-pedo away!


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Capy-pedo away!

Check out these miniscule Capybara twins, born in the Akron Zoo last month. Capybaras look like giant Guinea Peegs, have slightly webbed feets and love to swim.



Capy-pedo AWAY!



Leslie L. shot this submission over our bow. Many more photos over at ZooBorns.



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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Woman claims house cat tried to maul her to death


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Woman claims house cat tried to maul her to death

House cats are often adorable little creatures. Some are jerks, sure, but if you raise them as a baby and do a decent job of it, odds are, they'll be okay. Don't tell that to this Jackie Ostermiller, an Idaho woman who claims her cat tried to kill her and her family.


Coco, the official Guyism Kitten, seemed like an appropriate photo choice here.

According to a report from KOMO in Seattle:

The Ostermiller family says their cat was completely normal until three days after it gave birth to kittens. But it soon became defensive, and the family says it tried to kill them.

It began last week on Tuesday at about 5:30 a.m. The Ostermillers were sleeping when they heard a sound.

"All I heard was rrwwwrrrr hisss," Jackie Ostermiller said.

Jackie went to grab her cat to stop her from bolting out a hole in the screen door. That's when the kitty made its move.

"I was being mauled literally for the kill. She had got a hold of my nose first, my face first, my arms – I was literally screaming," she said.

Ostermiller and her family gave the cat up to a shelter, where it's likely to put down. You know, rather than spayed. Because that's logical.

You can check out pictures of some of Ostermiller's "injuries" (also known as scratches) on KOMO's site.

No crap that this unspayed cat went a little nuts. Unspayed cats are about one thing: Getting plowed or plowing someone. So if this morbidly obese woman was A) dumb enough to not spay a cat like Bob Barker has begged us all to do and B) Tried to stop her cat from achieving her goal of a good kitty deep-d*cking, then she deserved what she got. I'd have a hard time mauling her chubby, irresponsible-pet-owner face too if I found her. And I say that as a human being. She's very clawable, like a big stress ball.

Woman after house cat attack: 'I was mauled for the kill' [KOMO Seattle]



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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Hardee's Debuts 1,000-Calorie 'Breakfast', Bacon Optional


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Hardee's Debuts 1,000-Calorie 'Breakfast', Bacon Optional

They say a big breakfast is the key to having a good day, but the fast-food chain's latest offering (biscuits + gravy + eggs + sausage = 1,000 calories) might put you in a food coma after you eat it. A company spokesman says it's also available with -- wait for it -- bacon.



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Monday, April 26, 2010

FOX News: National Security Adviser Apologizes for Joke About Jewish Merchant

I thought you might be interested in this article: National Security Adviser Apologizes for Joke About Jewish Merchant.

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