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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Area Man Looking For Whatever The Hell Is Beeping

 
 

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via The Onion on 12/30/10

DELMAR, NY—Craig Mitich, 27, has spent 20 minutes searching his apartment for whatever the hell is emitting a high-pitched beep every few minutes. "Okay, it's not my cell phone... it's not my microwave... or my car-alarm remote," said Mitich, standing motionless with an ear cocked toward his entertainment center. "God, what is it? Can a power strip beep?" At press time, Mitich was on his hands and knees, unplugging his appliances one by one.


 
 

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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

‘Mohammed’ Officially World’s Funniest Name After ‘Barack Obama’

 
 

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via Wonkette by Benjamin Frisch on 12/29/10

  • Let's play terrorist bingo! Muslims really do have the most hilarious names — it's almost like they come from a foreign culture or something. [The Jawa Report]
  • Anyone who cannot tell you the EXACT AMOUNT Obama pays in interest on the national debts racked up by all the drag/welfare queens is unfit to spar with the sharp wits at America's #1 rage-club. [Fox Nation]
  • Please support the brave army doctor who skipped deployment because of Obama and his Kenyan shadow government — he may need your help to avoid other essential responsibilities in the future. [Birther Report]
  • America's airports descend into maniac frenzy as puns begin to become self-aware. [ABC News]
  • Michelle Malkin presents the Mrs. Doubtfire Awards to America's greatest nannies. [National Review]


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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

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111th Congress ‘Most Productive Ever’ — In a ‘Termites Devouring a House’ Ki...

 
 

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via Michelle Malkin by Doug Powers on 12/27/10

**Written by Doug Powers

In the past month, story after story after story has been published mentioning how the 111th Congress is the "most productive in decades."

What a nice spin on an absolute disaster. These people would have reported the Titanic sinking as "Ocean-going public bathing more than ever."

To paraphrase Bill Clinton, it depends on what your definition "productive" is:

(CNSNews.com) – The federal government has accumulated more new debt–$3.22 trillion ($3,220,103,625,307.29)—during the tenure of the 111th Congress than it did during the first 100 Congresses combined, according to official debt figures published by the U.S. Treasury.

That equals $10,429.64 in new debt for each and every one of the 308,745,538 people counted in the United States by the 2010 Census.

The total national debt of $13,858,529,371,601.09 (or $13.859 trillion), as recorded by the U.S. Treasury at the close of business on Dec. 22, now equals $44,886.57 for every man, woman and child in the United States.

In fact, the 111th Congress not only has set the record as the most debt-accumulating Congress in U.S. history, but also has out-stripped its nearest competitor, the 110th, by an astounding $1.262 trillion in new debt.

Voters rewarded that kind of "productivity" with a drubbing last month. If anything about the last two years deserves to be referred to as "productive," it was election day.

**Written by Doug Powers

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Monday, December 27, 2010

Classmates.com Employees Don't Have Heart To Tell CEO About Facebook

 
 

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via The Onion on 12/27/10

SEATTLE—Employees at Classmates.com—an online service that enables users to find and communicate with people from their past for a...



 
 

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