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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Creator Hopes His ‘Heroic Words of Wisdom’ Project Reaches More Than Comic Fans [Pics]

Creator Hopes His ‘Heroic Words of Wisdom’ Project Reaches More Than Comic Fans [Pics]:
Adam Thompson realized that, as a comic book fan, he often makes art specifically for other comic book fans.
He created this “Heroic Words of Wisdom” series in the hopes he can reach and inspire more than his fellow comic book fans.
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[via Behance]

Cap'n Crunch Forced to Refute Claims That He's Not a Real Captain

Cap'n Crunch Forced to Refute Claims That He's Not a Real Captain:
Cap'n Crunch Forced to Refute Claims That He's Not a Real Captain
In a month already rife with scandal, the Internet has somehow managed to unearth perhaps the greatest controversy in recorded history: Beloved cereal mascot Cap'n Crunch is not, in actuality, a Captain.
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Monday, June 17, 2013

Finally, A Decent Set Of Armor For Guinea Pigs

Finally, A Decent Set Of Armor For Guinea Pigs: guinea-pig-armor-1.jpg

You know what the main problem with guinea pigs is? They're vulnerable in battle. Thankfully, eBay seller mightys0x in selling this custom made guinea pig sized scale mail. 100% of the proceeds from the sale go to Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue, which is very noble of the seller and ties into the whole chain mail thing perfectly because like, knights and nobility and all that. That's not a stretch you're a stretch.

The scale-mail is made from polished steel scales and steel rings. It was painstakingly "woven" by me over several weeks in an effort to better prepare my guinea pig Lucky for the dangers of the modern world. The helmet was purchased at a Renaissance Faire later as it was the perfect finishing touch.


Lucky passed away this weekend, and no longer requires his noble suit of armor. In his honor and memory, any money from this auction (after Ebay fees) will go to the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue in Virginia. Lucky was adopted from the organization, and they're a fantastic group who do all they can to find, foster and adopt (to others) Guinea Pigs in the northern Virginia area.

Bidding is already up to $445 with four days remaining, and I really hope people are taking this seriously and not just trying to be funny. Because if you ever catch yourself telling someone 'LOL, I BID ON A CHARITY AUCTION AS A JOKE!', congratulations, you're the least funny of all your friends.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots including Lucky wearing the armor WHILE RIDING A JETSKI.

Who Gave Dog a Gun?!

Who Gave Dog a Gun?!:


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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Woman Bites Into Burger King Burger, Finds Razor Blade

Woman Bites Into Burger King Burger, Finds Razor Blade:
Woman Bites Into Burger King Burger, Finds Razor Blade
Yolanda Orozco of Willits, California, says she definitely recalls ordering a Burger King cheeseburger without onions, but doesn't remember asking for extra razor blades.
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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Funny Excuse Notes Written By Parents

Funny Excuse Notes Written By Parents:

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These are real notes written by parents. Spellings have been left intact.

  1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
  2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.
  3. Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan . 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
  4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
  5. Please excuse roland from p.e. For a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip..
  6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
  7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
  8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
  9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
  10. Please excuse ray Friday from school.. He has very loose vowels.
  11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had the sh*ts.
  12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
  13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
  14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
  15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
  16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday. We thought it was Sunday.
  17. Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday We have to attend her funeral.
  18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
  19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
  20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover…
  22. Please excuse Brenda . She has been sick and under the doctor.
  23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
  24. Toney could not make it in because me alarm clark didn’t go off because I was tired after partying all night.
  25. Amy did not do her homework last night because we went out to a party and did not get home until late. If she is tired, please let her sleep during recess time.
  26. Diane was late on Wednesday. She fell asleep on the bus and was taken back to the bus yard.
  27. Please excuse my son from being absent yesterday, because there is a river in our house.
  28. Henry stayed home because he had a stomach ache from eating too much frosting.
  29. Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour throat.
  30. Please exscuse John from being absent. He was lost.
  31. Cody was absent yesterday because we were out bowling until 2 AM.
  32. It was my fault Mike did not do his math homework last night. His pencil broke and we do not have a pencil sharpener at home.
  33. Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday. He had the fuel.
  34. Tommy wasn’t in school yesterday because he thought it was Saturday.
  35. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.
  36. Scott didn’t practice last night because he lost his tooth in the mouthpiece of his trumpet.
  37. Mike was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
  38. Jerry was at his grandmother’s yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because Jerry couldn’t remember where the school was.
  39. Please excuse my daughter’s absence. She had her periodicals.
  40. Please excuse my son. He will be out next week slaughtering goats for his manhood ritual. Thank you!
  41. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
  42. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
  43. The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be vaporized.
  44. Please forgive Clarence for being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had penis trouble and had to be serpent-sized.
  45. Please excuse little Jimmy from missing school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the Doctor.
  46. Ronnie would not finish his work last night. He said his brain was too tired of spelling.
  47. Please excuse Loren for being absent. She was in bed with minustruation cramps.
  48. Eric hurt his knee in a karate tournament over the weekend. He won his age group, but was in too much pain to do his math assignment.
  49. Please excuse Tommy for being absent. He was out with the swan flue.
  50. Please let Jean leave the room if she asks. She has been sick with dire rear.
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Wouldn't Wanna Think You Were Up to Somethin'...

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