This Hilarious Bacon Commercial Perfectly Spoofs Stupid Diamond Ads

This Hilarious Bacon Commercial Perfectly Spoofs Stupid Diamond Ads:

"Cut, color, cure, consistency: These are the four factors of the Oscar Mayer original strip. When it's time for the ultimate expression of love, say it on a plate." Get rid of just a few words in that copy and you're basically listening to someone try to shill you some shiny rocks. But no, it's Oscar Mayer (via some ad men) and they're trying to sell us their bacon and we are buying it.
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