US reveals reason for ongoing support of Israel is Ark of Covenant

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US reveals reason for ongoing support of Israel is Ark of Covenant

The United States has admitted that it continues to fund and arm Israel despite international condemnation because Israel has the Ark of the Covenant in a Jerusalem warehouse. "There's a concern that if we stop backing them they might use the Ark to suck out our eyeballs like in Raiders of the Lost Ark," said a State Department spokesman.

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