Never Get Lost Again!

 

 

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Never Get Lost Again!

via Cute Overload by Not That Mike The Other Mike on 2/24/09

Thank you for purchasing the Bunn-O-Meter™ model OD2750!  The Bunn-O-Meter OD Series puts powerful omni-directional global positioning in a convenient size for pocket, backpack or purse.

INSTRUCTIONS:  Step 1. Release Bunn-O-Meter onto any outdoor surface.  Be certain that patented RabbitEarz™ duo-dimensional audio scanners are fully extended.

Step 2. Wait a few moments while your Bunn-O-Meter's ultra-sensitive SHL™ (Sniff-Hear-Look) multi-sensor array performs a full 360-degree scan.

In just minutes, your Bunn-O-Meter will point in the direction of the nearest vegetable garden, farmer's market, or greenhouse, showing you the most efficient route back to civilization.

For best performance, return your Bunn-O-Meter to its convenient Hutch-I-Tat™ carrying case after use.

Only $129.99 from SkyMall!  Now with patented Ilana-D™ sender-inner technology!

 

 

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